Apologies for going MIA

God! I have gone MIA(Missing in action) for far too long. I won't even begin to pretend and offer baseless excuses because frankly, I have none save the race for a better life and forgetting to put down my ramblings.

I am back though and hope not to run away ever again.

There is a whole lot to talk and ramble about o!

I don't even know where to start but hey, I gotta start somewhere!

I got this job early this year and got to have my own dose of a bad boss... I never really believed people would be callous to others when they occupied the seat of power but this dude showed me that I still be small pikin for that kain thinking.

When I first met this dude with his short-fone-speaking self, I was filled with nothing but respect for him until he started showing me pepper.

Every day, I would climb stairs to his office just to say Good Morning. He didn't care about the job, just about his over-sized ego. Hey, don't say I am just bitching cos what I experienced is better seen than told. My so-called boss would call me almost close to midnight to ask if I did this or that at work. He would make me sit hours in his office listening to him bluff in his accent and threaten to fire me.

How was I supposed to have time for blogging when every minute, the chap is standing behind me looking at what I am doing? It was the worst months of my life and had I any other job alternative, I would have asked him to shove it.

Hian! Is it by force to work again? ( It is if you don't wanna starve o).... Well am just making mouth!

Anyway, I entered prayer and fasting for the guy. No see kabashing o! God answered me and the guy committed an unforgivable offence against the company and was sacked. Hehehehehehe....... I had the last laugh!

So, here I am again tryna revive what is left of this blog and hoping the few readers I have gotten will forgive and return to mama!

The year had not been too bad for me, I hope yours has been great?

Like play like play 2012 don dey run go o!

Abeg, may 2013 be a lot more better for us all o! Amen

Surgery gone wrong

When we watch cosmetic surgery procedures on TV and the patient comes out looking absolutely fabulous, most of us yearn to have that sort of cash so as to correct what we see as wrongs in our bodies.

Many who go to great doctors turn out fine but there are some who come out looking worse than they did before the procedure. This makes me wonder if i can risk going under the knife knowing that some surgeries have gone wrong in the past.

This lady looked beautiful before she decided to have a facelift and replace her breast implants. The doctor promised to do a good job and she entrusted her life and looks to him.

This is Penny Johnson before and after the surgery.

Penny Johnson after her surgery

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penny Johnson before her surgery

You mustn't also forget Jocelyn Wildenstein, a wealthy Hollywood socialite, who has reportedly spent at least $4 million on cosmetic surgeries. She had the surgery (to make her looks catlike) to impress her husband who she said loved wild cats, but the man still divorced her.Just in case you haven't seen her pic before...

Here it is

Inset( Jocelyn before the surgeries) and after the surgeries

What people do for the sake of beauty!

Will you attempt cosmetic surgery if you had the money and a doctor you believe in?

No sex till the baby is born!

So am reading Linda Ikeji's blog post about a man who refused to make love to his pregnant wife, and the comments are so interesting.

It also got me wondering why a man would refuse to have sex with the woman who is carrying his baby. Is it for fear of hurting the baby as many comments suggested on Linda's blog or does he not just find his wife attractive anymore?

Personally, i think the couple should talk to their doctor on how safe it is to have sex during pregnancy. At least, if the doctor warns against it, the wife's fears can be allayed. If it's about not finding her attractive anymore, then i don't buy that crap. What is that supposed to mean abeg?

So, the reason you make love to her in the first place is because she has a nice body or figure and not because you love her? And considering that she did not put herself in that position but your seed in her did, the least you could do is make her feel special at this point in her life. If it means you making love to her, then DO IT already.

And just to ask o, if he refuses to make love to his wife for reasons known to him, i hope he isn't getting any elsewhere sha?

I dunno what y'all think o but methinks that it is absurd to not crave sex with your pregnant wife.

Briton, Nigerian die in Kaduna plane crash

A Beechcraft plane with registration number N364UZ, belonging to an oil company, Shoreline International, has crashed at Barkallau, near the National Open University in Kaduna today.

The incident, which occurred around 12 noon, claimed the lives of the two occupants - the pilot, a British national, and one Nigerian engineer.

The aircraft was said to be on test running after undergoing maintenance at Dornier Aviation Nigeria Limited (DANA) before it suddenly crashed few minutes after taking off from the premises of the servicing company.

The public relations manager of Dornier Aviation Company, Barshir Chedi, who confirmed the incident to journalists, said the two passengers on board the ill fated plane died, just as he said that the pilot and the engineer were on test flight after maintenance before they received the news of the crash.

Officials remove the remains of the victims of the crashed aircraft at Barkallahu Village

 So sad!

 Read more HERE

Source: www.234next.com

Comedians to face-off in Lagos

A new talent hunt show is billed to debut at the Muson Centre in Lagos on Saturday May 29, 2011.

Organised by Hex Entertainment, the show ‘Comedy Faceoff’ will feature 16 up and coming comedians who will be picked randomly in Lagos to battle for a prize. 

Established comedians including Ali Baba, and Basket Mouth are expected to play key roles in the show, while Gordons is tipped to anchor the event.

Looking forward to newer jokes...kinda getting bored with the repeated jokes jor!

Man and herbalist arrested for mutilating five year old

The arrest of a man who sexually assaulted a five-year-old girl before mutilating her vagina for rituals has put Adamawa state on the spot.

Doctors say the little girl, survivor of the gruesome attack (name withheld), will require reconstruction of her vagina because of the severity of the mutilation by the suspect, identified as Kunini Jacob.

Mr Jacob told journalists his action was “the work of the devil” and that he was acting on the instruction of an herbalist who told him to procure the intestine of a virgin along with her private part for ritual to give him instant wealth. 

Source: www.234next.com

OMG! What is happening to humans? If it's not kidnappers, it's money ritualists or those engaged in child trafficking. We have to shine our eyes and pray to God to protect our little ones from these cannibals in human form o!

Money miss road

Hmmm, while some people are of the opinion that the world is getting worse based on crazy and bizarre happenings, some people are working towards making it a berra place.

Just read of a Utah man who found $40,000 stuck in the celing of a new home he purchased to live with his family and wait for it........ he returned it to the actual owner.

Phewwww! Just tryna imagine if it were here in Lasgidi with all the hungry people roaming the streets and with plans pending cos of cash.... just thinking

Will you return such an amount of money if you ever found it?