Online kissing!

What's up with technology these days huh? They've been making lots of things that we love to enjoy but now they are beginning to go gaga.

They have come up with kissing machine as a means of romance for couples in long distance relationships. Very soon they will invent sexing machine also to help out couples.

Who is to say these devices will not become the end of us as a people when one can comfortably do things only with the help of a machine. Or even promote infidelity? Sighs!

This article tries to capture exactly how the said kissing machine works.

Enjoy and please do tell if you see yourself craving this modern technology.

Love by mail

Let me start by asking a simple question. Is it possible for one to love another without ever meeting them? This my question stems from the constant messages i have exchanged with a friend who i met through another friend on the phone.

This guy was calling me so much that i got used to his calls. But truth be told, i felt nothing for him as i didn't even know what he looked like... forget exchange of pics jor. How am i supposed to know you really look that way if you are in faraway Illinois and am here in Lasgidi. Worse still, the friend who introduced me had not met him either because they met on Face book.

So it got strange when the bobo started proposing undying love. Hmmm, no be small matter. He even had some strange people who he said were his relatives calling me up. They come dey call me in-law sef...

The thing come get as e be o! Fear come dey catch me join. He was so up in the entire issue that he proposed marriage over the phone and even wanted to send a ring to me. Okay, i asked him to come back to Nigeria first, then we can talk about it, but dude said he was too busy to come back. See crap o!

When i asked how the marriage will happen if i ever said yes, he said his younger brother would stand in and then i would meet him there when he finished processing my papers. Imagine!

What if i get there and see you ain't gat legs huh? Worse still, what if you are some sort of serial killer? Dude please!

Charp charp ( sharp sharp), i delete the bobo number from my phone o..... who wan be meat wey dem use make barbecue?

To forgive or not?

Many times it is being said that men are programmed to cheat. when i hear that, i wonder, who in the hell is the programmer? How possible is it that a dude cannot keep his privates private for just one person?

Many women are victims to men who cheat on them. Some have the strength to fight back while others are powerless. There are women who will not bat an eyelid to beat up their rivals... but i don't think beating up the woman your guy is cheating with is the answer.

Deal with the guy please. It is him who lacks the self control to keep himself in check. Hell, no one is programmed to cheat if they don't wanna.

I made sure to tell my ex while we were dating that i would not hesitate to dump him and move on if he cheats on me. Dude probably thought i was joking. Am a jealous lover and ain't ashamed to admit it.

I had reasons to believe he was straying as i had come across a few messages to girls on his phone. No matter how much he tried to hide it, he will never be perfect at it. Sometimes, he forgets to delete and doesn't expect me to check. Well, i kept checking. A friend warned me to stop to avoid getting hurt but i'd rather know the truth and move on than stick like glue while some guy plays me for a real mugu.

The straw that broke the camel's back was when i traveled for a while and knowing him well, i decided to play a game with him. I bought another SIM card ( its cheap u know) and started calling him like i was another girl. He first thought it was me but i persisted. I played the game long enough to get him to start falling for the anonymous girl. I actually expected him to tell me about it all but till date, he didn't.

He even arranged a meeting with the character i created to meet in a hotel room. It hurt for a while but i was glad i got to know him. I made up my mind about him then. When he eventually proposed, i laughed so hard my sides were aching. Who wants a marriage where the man will keep one leg at home and keep the other with the dick outside? Pshewwwww

My girlfriend also called to let me know she was suspecting her boyfriend was cheating on her. She was crying and cursing but when I asked what she had done about it, she said nada.

I asked if she had proof and she said the guy does not even allow her access to his phone.... What??? Why are we dating if you can check my phone and I cannot check yours? Well, she said her suspicion arose from the fact that people were telling her of a girl her guy always goes to a certain mall with. She was scared of confronting the guy lest he dumps her.

I don't know if it's just me, but I will not cry for a guy who is not worth it period!I also cannot trust a guy who hides his phone from me. If you are so innocent, why don't you lemme see your damn phone? Plus, I would confront you with whatever evidence I have and if you are cheating,I would not even wait for you to dump me, I will dump your sorry ass. Guys don't feel like am attacking y'all.... just speaking it like I feel it.

People cheat for different reasons, annoyingly, most guys cheat just for the fun of it. What cha think?