Surgery gone wrong

When we watch cosmetic surgery procedures on TV and the patient comes out looking absolutely fabulous, most of us yearn to have that sort of cash so as to correct what we see as wrongs in our bodies.

Many who go to great doctors turn out fine but there are some who come out looking worse than they did before the procedure. This makes me wonder if i can risk going under the knife knowing that some surgeries have gone wrong in the past.

This lady looked beautiful before she decided to have a facelift and replace her breast implants. The doctor promised to do a good job and she entrusted her life and looks to him.

This is Penny Johnson before and after the surgery.

Penny Johnson after her surgery

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penny Johnson before her surgery

You mustn't also forget Jocelyn Wildenstein, a wealthy Hollywood socialite, who has reportedly spent at least $4 million on cosmetic surgeries. She had the surgery (to make her looks catlike) to impress her husband who she said loved wild cats, but the man still divorced her.Just in case you haven't seen her pic before...

Here it is

Inset( Jocelyn before the surgeries) and after the surgeries

What people do for the sake of beauty!

Will you attempt cosmetic surgery if you had the money and a doctor you believe in?

No sex till the baby is born!

So am reading Linda Ikeji's blog post about a man who refused to make love to his pregnant wife, and the comments are so interesting.

It also got me wondering why a man would refuse to have sex with the woman who is carrying his baby. Is it for fear of hurting the baby as many comments suggested on Linda's blog or does he not just find his wife attractive anymore?

Personally, i think the couple should talk to their doctor on how safe it is to have sex during pregnancy. At least, if the doctor warns against it, the wife's fears can be allayed. If it's about not finding her attractive anymore, then i don't buy that crap. What is that supposed to mean abeg?

So, the reason you make love to her in the first place is because she has a nice body or figure and not because you love her? And considering that she did not put herself in that position but your seed in her did, the least you could do is make her feel special at this point in her life. If it means you making love to her, then DO IT already.

And just to ask o, if he refuses to make love to his wife for reasons known to him, i hope he isn't getting any elsewhere sha?

I dunno what y'all think o but methinks that it is absurd to not crave sex with your pregnant wife.

Briton, Nigerian die in Kaduna plane crash

A Beechcraft plane with registration number N364UZ, belonging to an oil company, Shoreline International, has crashed at Barkallau, near the National Open University in Kaduna today.

The incident, which occurred around 12 noon, claimed the lives of the two occupants - the pilot, a British national, and one Nigerian engineer.

The aircraft was said to be on test running after undergoing maintenance at Dornier Aviation Nigeria Limited (DANA) before it suddenly crashed few minutes after taking off from the premises of the servicing company.

The public relations manager of Dornier Aviation Company, Barshir Chedi, who confirmed the incident to journalists, said the two passengers on board the ill fated plane died, just as he said that the pilot and the engineer were on test flight after maintenance before they received the news of the crash.

Officials remove the remains of the victims of the crashed aircraft at Barkallahu Village

 So sad!

 Read more HERE

Source: www.234next.com

Comedians to face-off in Lagos

A new talent hunt show is billed to debut at the Muson Centre in Lagos on Saturday May 29, 2011.

Organised by Hex Entertainment, the show ‘Comedy Faceoff’ will feature 16 up and coming comedians who will be picked randomly in Lagos to battle for a prize. 

Established comedians including Ali Baba, and Basket Mouth are expected to play key roles in the show, while Gordons is tipped to anchor the event.

Looking forward to newer jokes...kinda getting bored with the repeated jokes jor!

Man and herbalist arrested for mutilating five year old

The arrest of a man who sexually assaulted a five-year-old girl before mutilating her vagina for rituals has put Adamawa state on the spot.

Doctors say the little girl, survivor of the gruesome attack (name withheld), will require reconstruction of her vagina because of the severity of the mutilation by the suspect, identified as Kunini Jacob.

Mr Jacob told journalists his action was “the work of the devil” and that he was acting on the instruction of an herbalist who told him to procure the intestine of a virgin along with her private part for ritual to give him instant wealth. 

Source: www.234next.com

OMG! What is happening to humans? If it's not kidnappers, it's money ritualists or those engaged in child trafficking. We have to shine our eyes and pray to God to protect our little ones from these cannibals in human form o!

Money miss road

Hmmm, while some people are of the opinion that the world is getting worse based on crazy and bizarre happenings, some people are working towards making it a berra place.

Just read of a Utah man who found $40,000 stuck in the celing of a new home he purchased to live with his family and wait for it........ he returned it to the actual owner.

Phewwww! Just tryna imagine if it were here in Lasgidi with all the hungry people roaming the streets and with plans pending cos of cash.... just thinking

Will you return such an amount of money if you ever found it?

Online kissing!

What's up with technology these days huh? They've been making lots of things that we love to enjoy but now they are beginning to go gaga.

They have come up with kissing machine as a means of romance for couples in long distance relationships. Very soon they will invent sexing machine also to help out couples.

Who is to say these devices will not become the end of us as a people when one can comfortably do things only with the help of a machine. Or even promote infidelity? Sighs!

This article tries to capture exactly how the said kissing machine works.

Enjoy and please do tell if you see yourself craving this modern technology.

Love by mail

Let me start by asking a simple question. Is it possible for one to love another without ever meeting them? This my question stems from the constant messages i have exchanged with a friend who i met through another friend on the phone.

This guy was calling me so much that i got used to his calls. But truth be told, i felt nothing for him as i didn't even know what he looked like... forget exchange of pics jor. How am i supposed to know you really look that way if you are in faraway Illinois and am here in Lasgidi. Worse still, the friend who introduced me had not met him either because they met on Face book.

So it got strange when the bobo started proposing undying love. Hmmm, no be small matter. He even had some strange people who he said were his relatives calling me up. They come dey call me in-law sef...

The thing come get as e be o! Fear come dey catch me join. He was so up in the entire issue that he proposed marriage over the phone and even wanted to send a ring to me. Okay, i asked him to come back to Nigeria first, then we can talk about it, but dude said he was too busy to come back. See crap o!

When i asked how the marriage will happen if i ever said yes, he said his younger brother would stand in and then i would meet him there when he finished processing my papers. Imagine!

What if i get there and see you ain't gat legs huh? Worse still, what if you are some sort of serial killer? Dude please!

Charp charp ( sharp sharp), i delete the bobo number from my phone o..... who wan be meat wey dem use make barbecue?

To forgive or not?

Many times it is being said that men are programmed to cheat. when i hear that, i wonder, who in the hell is the programmer? How possible is it that a dude cannot keep his privates private for just one person?

Many women are victims to men who cheat on them. Some have the strength to fight back while others are powerless. There are women who will not bat an eyelid to beat up their rivals... but i don't think beating up the woman your guy is cheating with is the answer.

Deal with the guy please. It is him who lacks the self control to keep himself in check. Hell, no one is programmed to cheat if they don't wanna.

I made sure to tell my ex while we were dating that i would not hesitate to dump him and move on if he cheats on me. Dude probably thought i was joking. Am a jealous lover and ain't ashamed to admit it.

I had reasons to believe he was straying as i had come across a few messages to girls on his phone. No matter how much he tried to hide it, he will never be perfect at it. Sometimes, he forgets to delete and doesn't expect me to check. Well, i kept checking. A friend warned me to stop to avoid getting hurt but i'd rather know the truth and move on than stick like glue while some guy plays me for a real mugu.

The straw that broke the camel's back was when i traveled for a while and knowing him well, i decided to play a game with him. I bought another SIM card ( its cheap u know) and started calling him like i was another girl. He first thought it was me but i persisted. I played the game long enough to get him to start falling for the anonymous girl. I actually expected him to tell me about it all but till date, he didn't.

He even arranged a meeting with the character i created to meet in a hotel room. It hurt for a while but i was glad i got to know him. I made up my mind about him then. When he eventually proposed, i laughed so hard my sides were aching. Who wants a marriage where the man will keep one leg at home and keep the other with the dick outside? Pshewwwww

My girlfriend also called to let me know she was suspecting her boyfriend was cheating on her. She was crying and cursing but when I asked what she had done about it, she said nada.

I asked if she had proof and she said the guy does not even allow her access to his phone.... What??? Why are we dating if you can check my phone and I cannot check yours? Well, she said her suspicion arose from the fact that people were telling her of a girl her guy always goes to a certain mall with. She was scared of confronting the guy lest he dumps her.

I don't know if it's just me, but I will not cry for a guy who is not worth it period!I also cannot trust a guy who hides his phone from me. If you are so innocent, why don't you lemme see your damn phone? Plus, I would confront you with whatever evidence I have and if you are cheating,I would not even wait for you to dump me, I will dump your sorry ass. Guys don't feel like am attacking y'all.... just speaking it like I feel it.

People cheat for different reasons, annoyingly, most guys cheat just for the fun of it. What cha think?